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Stanford Pines
I am a 57 year-old male (last I counted my age). I have 12 PhDs and my career revolves around studying anomalies, particularly unusual happenings within biology. If you ever want to see an amass of them, visit Gravity Falls, Oregon! If you can find it, that is.
Oh, and if you ever come across a large statue of a triangle with its hand extended, DO NOT SHAKE ITS HAND AT ALL COSTS!!
Instead of wasting your time with that hunk of rock, come down to the Mystery Shack instead, ran by my brother!